There's nothing like white trash at the White House.

Love is something sent from Heaven to worry the Hell out of you.

All my momma's people were very musical. My grandpa, who was the Pentecostal minister, he was a great musician. He played the fiddle, he played the piano.

I tried the Scarsdale diet and the Stillman water diet (you remember that one, where you run weight off trying to get to the bathroom).

I was born with a happy heart, and I try to keep a good attitude. It's not true that I'm happy all the time because nobody is, and we all go through our things.

I know some of the best Dolly Parton jokes. I made 'em up myself.

I will never retire unless I have to.