I have little feet because nothing grows in the shade.

I have little feet because nothing grows in the shade.

Many of my friends are gay, male and female. I don't judge people. I don't care what people do in their bedrooms and people shouldn't care what I do in mine.

I don't think you ever really know what all you're doing, so you have to act on faith.

My aunt in Knoxville would bring newspapers up, which we used for toilet paper. Before we used it, we'd look at the pictures.

The only way I'd be caught without makeup is if my radio fell in the bathtub while I was taking a bath and electrocuted me and I was in between makeup at home. I hope my husband would slap a little lipstick on me before he took me to the morgue.

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.