I wear make-up, and it gets a little bit thicker every year.

I've been around longer than most of my fans have been alive.

There's no such thing as free love. Have you seen the price of Viagra?

I think so many people live their whole life in fear and doubt and shame.

Sometimes my mouth is a little too big and a little too open and sounds too much like a sailor.

I write what I write, say what I say, 'cause I feel what I feel, and if I did it different, it would make me a liar! So I'd rather be an honest person than a good liar.

Here you come again, looking better than a body has a right to.