The guitar is my favorite and the one, I guess, I'm best at. But I play enough of the different instruments to be able to write with them and to, hopefully, to make myself look impressive on stage.
When I got somethin' to say, I'll say it.
I'll bring my grits when I travel, because I get so hungry on the road.
There's no such thing as free love. Have you seen the price of Viagra?
I know some of the best Dolly Parton jokes. I made 'em up myself.
I didn't know any gay people in my childhood.