When I wake up, I expect things to be good. If they're not, then I try to set about trying to make them as good as I can 'cause I know I'm gonna have to live that day anyway. So why not try to make the most of it if you can? Some days, they pan out a little better than others, but you still gotta always just try.

I figure if I keep my health, I have no intention of retiring. I love to work. I want to be like Bob Hope.

When I have sex with my husband, I fantasize I am with a petite, hot young woman.

The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.

My fat never made me less money.

When you're 40, you can't ride the fence anymore. You gotta make definite decisions about your life.

I write a little something every day, even though I don't write a song [every day]. Everything inspires me. I'll come up with a line, or somebody will say something that will trigger something.