[On why she doesn't exercise:] If I tried to jog with these boobs, I'd end up with two black eyes.
I know some of the best Dolly Parton jokes. I made 'em up myself.
I'm always amazed by the people who work on stage who sing night after night, day after day, week in week out.
If I have one more facelift I'll have a beard!
I listen to my old records and I think, 'How did I ever get on the radio?'
I think that I'm perfect.