I am a seeker, a poor, sinful creature, there is no weaker than I.
I don't have to keep a diary. It seems like for the last 40 years my life has been lived in the press, so I can Google any date in my history and find out what I was doing.
People get a kick out of my stupidity.
I modelled my looks on the town tramp.
I know some of the best Dolly Parton jokes. I made 'em up myself.
Islands in the streams, that is what we are.