You can't just wish to be a millionaire; you have to figure out how to earn it.
I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.
I love bald men. Just because you've lost your fuzz don't mean you ain't a peach.
Is forever longer than always?
Laughter through tears is my favorite emotion.
I don't make people bend over backwards, and I don't like that in people. I am definitely no diva.