I ain't never far away from a pencil and paper or a tape recorder.
If I hadn't been a woman, I'd have been a drag queen
We're all just a bunch of sinners, but we do the best we can.
I didn't know any gay people in my childhood.
My husband said 'show me your boobs' and I had to pull up my skirt... so it was time to get them done!
[On why she doesn't exercise:] If I tried to jog with these boobs, I'd end up with two black eyes.