Believe it or not, I was just given an honorary doctorate degree from the University of Tennessee.

I just can't stand to look plain, 'cause that don't fit my personality. I may be a very artificial-looking person, but the good news is, I'm very real on the inside.

I tried every diet in the book. I tried some that weren't in the book. I tried eating the book. It tasted better than most of the diets.

I hated school. Even to this day, when I see a school bus it's just depressing to me. The poor little kids.

I never want anything more than what's fair. The problem is, I never want anything less either. In the old-boy school of business, if a woman walks away from the table with what's rightfully hers, the man feels screwed.

A lot of people think I'm a comedian.

Find out what you are, then do it on purpose