Believe it or not, I was just given an honorary doctorate degree from the University of Tennessee.

People think I'm as shallow and superficial as I look, and it's a surprise when they find out, sure enough, I am.

People get a kick out of my stupidity.

Well, my smile's pretty hard to miss, considering I'm a gal who likes her lipstick-the redder the better.

I believe in my cosmetics line. There are plenty of charities for the homeless. Isn't it time someone helped the homely?

A lot of people don't realise I came out of the Smoky Mountains with a load of songs.

I prefer my music. I'm more of a one-nighter kind of person than to do a squat-down job for three months or whatever.