The kiss always gets a hell of a reaction.

I'm a rather crude cook.

Even though I'm English, I've all my life been heavily exposed to American television and culture in general.

I've hung out at dozens of playgrounds, bored out of my mind, with not even a look of comfort from disapproving mothers all around me. Either they think I'm a pedophile or a deadbeat dad. That's what I get for being a single dad - suspicious looks at the playground.

I've always wanted to play more comic parts.

Since I got married my wife doesn't really let me wear anything that I used to because she says I have no taste at all.

People seem to think I'm Satan.