I don't know why British actors are getting big parts in American TV shows. Maybe it's because we're cheap.
For a straight man, I seem to have to kiss an awful lot of men!
I've hung out at dozens of playgrounds, bored out of my mind, with not even a look of comfort from disapproving mothers all around me. Either they think I'm a pedophile or a deadbeat dad. That's what I get for being a single dad - suspicious looks at the playground.
Prince Charles is the best-dressed man in the world.
People seem to think I'm Satan.
Even though I'm English, I've all my life been heavily exposed to American television and culture in general.