Since I got married my wife doesn't really let me wear anything that I used to because she says I have no taste at all.

I think I've got a funny face.

I don't know why British actors are getting big parts in American TV shows. Maybe it's because we're cheap.

For a straight man, I seem to have to kiss an awful lot of men!

People seem to think I'm Satan.

People are born, they have a limited amount of time going around thinking life is dandy but then, inevitably, tragedy strikes and they realize life equals loss! The whole point of the game is to minimize the pain caused by that equation! Now some people do it by having kids, or making money, or taking up coin collecting, and others do it by getting wasted.

I'm not a great fan of green screen. It's not much fun for actors. It's great for directors and technical people and cameramen.