The Houston Astros are the youngest team in the National League if you judge by age.
Some of these guys wear beards to make them look intimidating, but they don't look so tough when they have to deliver the ball. Their abilities and their attitudes don't back up their beards.
When I throw a curve that hangs and it goes for a hit, I want to chew up my glove.
I hate all hitters. I start a game mad and I stay that way until it's over.
Where do you want it?
When we played, World Series checks meant something. Now all they do is screw up your taxes.