I have a bad back partially from playing the drums and singing. I used to have to hold my body in such a position that my spine got out of alignment.

I don't care what anybody says about Ringo. I cut my rock-n-roll teeth listening to him.

I'm not easy to live with and I know that it's true. However, you're no picnic either, babe, and that's one of the things I liked about you.

I think my first instrument was a ukulele that they gave me. I used to know how to play that pretty well.

The wisdom that living brings, since I got a telegram from the God of simple things.

We all know that crap is king, give us dirty laundry.

I try to write conversationally; I try to write like people speak and put the emphasis on the right syllable.