I think my first instrument was a ukulele that they gave me. I used to know how to play that pretty well.

No shame, no solution, no remorse, no retribution, just people selling t-shirts.

The government bugged the men's room in the local disco lounge.

Fame, at one time, was associated with accomplishment, but in this day and age fame and notoriety have become confused.

Sharper than a serpents tongue, tighter than a bongo drum, quicker than a one night stand, slicker than a mambo band.

I have a bad back partially from playing the drums and singing. I used to have to hold my body in such a position that my spine got out of alignment.

I saw a Dead Head sticker on a Cadillac. A little voice inside my head said, don't look back, you can never look back.