The trouble with you and me my friend, is the trouble with this nation, too many blessings, too little Appreciation.

I'm always jotting things down on pieces of paper. I've got pieces of paper all over my house.

Cause a man with a briefcase can steal more money than any man with a gun.

Sharper than a serpents tongue, tighter than a bongo drum, quicker than a one night stand, slicker than a mambo band.

Mick Jagger can't even make a successful solo album, and the Stones are the biggest rock group that ever was.

Sometimes to keep it together you've got to leave it alone.

No shame, no solution, no remorse, no retribution, just people selling t-shirts.