We're being treated to the wisdom of some puffed up, little fart. Doing exactly what I used to do, pretensions to anarchy and art.

I am an expert witness because I say I am.

I think my first instrument was a ukulele that they gave me. I used to know how to play that pretty well.

If dirt were dollars, I wouldn't have to worry anymore.

I try to write conversationally; I try to write like people speak and put the emphasis on the right syllable.

I'm certainly not thrilled with everything the Eagles did, but there are some things I'm quite proud of.

I'm blessed with a pretty good voice. So just sitting back there banging on the tubs wasn't enough.