I am an expert witness because I say I am.

I said, baby, do you have no shame? She just looked at me, uncomprehendingly, like cows at a passing train.

I try to write conversationally; I try to write like people speak and put the emphasis on the right syllable.

I'm blessed with a pretty good voice. So just sitting back there banging on the tubs wasn't enough.

The government bugged the men's room in the local disco lounge.

I have a bad back partially from playing the drums and singing. I used to have to hold my body in such a position that my spine got out of alignment.

The trouble with you and me my friend, is the trouble with this nation, too many blessings, too little Appreciation.