I know runners who have suffered a tick bite and ended up with Lyme disease. Ill take an angry moose any day.
Without ice cream there would be darkness and chaos.
There's no such thing as a bad carbohydrate.
Grizzly bears eat people without the benefit of music.
Avoid any diet that discourages the use of hot fudge.
If you run 100 miles a week, you can eat anything you want - Why? Because (a) you'll burn all the calories you consume, (b) you deserve it, and (c) you'll be injured soon and back on a restricted diet anyway.