I was nice to the people in the Philippines for the two and a half years I was there, because I knew evenยญtually I'd have to kiss up to them so my grandchildren could have toys.
Don RicklesNo matter where you go in this world, you will always find a Jew sitting in the beach chair next to you.
Don RicklesEddie Fisher married to Elizabeth Taylor is like me trying to wash the Empire State Building with a bar of soap.
Don Rickles