Who am I to judge is what I say. I'm 90 years old, for crying out loud, and I don't sit in any chariot.

My father when walked into a room, you could tell that everybody loved him. They really did. He was quite a man. My mother was more into the show biz atmosphere than he was.

Smartphones. Who cares? Smartphones. I only have dummy phones.

I've never gambled a dime. Never, in all my years in Vegas.

Show business is my life. When I was a kid I sold insurance, but nobody laughed.

Everything I've ever done in my whole career, people might not know, I've never written anything down on paper.

I always enjoy being full of fun, but I have my serious moments. Some women go for the studious kind of guy, I certainly was not that. If a girl is looking for somebody different and maybe a little more exciting for themselves - someone more on the fun side, I would suggest that they look for a type like Don Rickles.