My main success was an attitude. Always an attitude.

Some people say funny things - but I say things funny.

I do situations and make fun of authority and life.

I always enjoy being full of fun, but I have my serious moments. Some women go for the studious kind of guy, I certainly was not that. If a girl is looking for somebody different and maybe a little more exciting for themselves - someone more on the fun side, I would suggest that they look for a type like Don Rickles.

When I got out of high school, I wanted to be an actor but was getting a lot of rejections. I was getting rejected by life. My mother, God rest her soul, told me not to quit.

Room service is great if you want to pay $500 for a club sandwich.

I was a mother's boy.