You know what's funny to me? Attitude.
If I were to insult people and mean it, that wouldn't be funny.
Everything I do on stage, I made up in saloons. I started doing it in front of people, and that became my performance. I never had writers.
I've never gambled a dime. Never, in all my years in Vegas.
Asians are nice people, but they burn a lot of shirts.
Some people say funny things - but I say things funny.