My main success was an attitude. Always an attitude.

I grew up in an Orthodox family, as I grew older, I became Conservative and that's how it ended up. But I've developed that Jewish feel to my act from my surroundings and my family.

I was always the guy - out of insecurities, I was always making fun, even as a kid.

I don't feel an obligation to give everyone a hard time, but when they're important people, it's fun.

I have a problem, if the light goes on on TV and it blinks midnight, I don't know how to fix it.

I'd like to think my performance is today. I never try to - it's so, as you know, watching me, I have a beginning, middle and ending. But every night the show changes and I relate to an audience and I relate to the young people.

Who am I to judge is what I say. I'm 90 years old, for crying out loud, and I don't sit in any chariot.