You can almost judge how screwed up somebody is by the kind of toilet paper they use. Go in any rich house and it's some weird coloured embossed stuff.

If you want to be a different fish, you've got to jump out of the school.

I live in a Mobile Home - I've never had a house, except once; I rented a log cabin.

An audience can really lift you right up off the stage.

I would say that it's an awfully overrated aspirin and very similar to the old people's Disneyland.

We see the moon, don't we? So it's our eye. Animals see us, don't they? So we're their animals.

A carrot is as close as a rabbit gets to a diamond.