In politics, victory is never total.

I would be a winner because I was a loser! That's right. I dream of failure every night of my life, and that's my secret. To makeit in this rat race you have to dream of failing every day. I mean, that is reality.

My mother always used to say, 'There is no path to peace. Peace is the path.

Dr. Birdsell, my dramatic coach in school, always said that I was the most melancholy Dane that he had ever directed.

The Founding Fathers were nothing more than a bunch of snobby English shits.

I'm not the American Nightmare. I am the American Dream!

My first debate in high school--"Resolved: Girls are no good"--and I won!