People don't remember you for all of the good things you do. They remember the time you blew a giant green snot bubble out your nose.

People don't remember you for all of the good things you do. They remember the time you blew a giant green snot bubble out your nose.

Guys always think tears are a sign of weakness. They’re a sign of FRUSTRATION. She’s only crying so she won’t cut your throat in your sleep. So make nice and be grateful.