It's okay to look back, just don't stare.

There's no magazine you open, unless its AARP, that shows a woman over the age of 45 in any other light, other than having to buy Depends or Viagra.

If someone is mean, harmful, or evil, they're out of my life. I cross them out.

With my talent, I can make people laugh and give them another attitude about life. What a blessing that is for me.

The minute you're born, you're getting older.

I'm learning something all the time. That's the way I want it to go, and that's the way I'll go until I am no longer on this planet.

You can't show me an ad on TV with hard bodies and say I have to buy that car. You have to tell me why that car is better and safer than another car.