To foment grievance and to set men at variance is the trade by which agitators thrive and journalists make money.

The only sin passion can commit is to be joyless.

I'm getting very old and my bones ache. My sins are deserting me, and if I could only have my time over again I'd take care to commit more of them.

We've got to laugh or break our hearts in this damnable world.

What? Sunday morning in an English family and no sausages? God bless my soul, what's the world coming to, eh?

Sex is every man's loco spot ... he'll take a disappointment, but not a humiliation.

He was being about as protective as a can-opener.