If anybody ever marries you, it will be for the pleasure of hearing you talk piffle

But that's men all over ... Poor dears, they can't help it. They haven't got logical minds.

There's ways and ways of dyin'. Some is took, and some takes French leave, and others is 'elped out of life.

The Devil is a spiritual lunatic, but, like many lunatics, he is extremely plausible and cunning.

If people will bring dynamite into a powder factory, they must expect explosions.

Advertise, or go under.

There is something about wills which brings out the worst side of human nature. People who under ordinary circumstances are perfectly upright and amiable, go as curly as corkscrews and foam at the mouth, whenever they hear the words 'I devise and bequeath.