Do you know how to pick a lock?" "Not in the least, I'm afraid." "I often wonder what we go to school for," said Wimsey.

In the world it is called Tolerance, but in hell it is called Despair...the sin that believes in nothing, cares for nothing, seeks to know nothing, interferes with nothing, enjoys nothing, hates nothing, finds purpose in nothing, lives for nothing, and remains alive because there is nothing for which it will die.

There's truth as far as you knows it; and there's truth as far as you're asked for it. But they don't represent the whole truth - not necessarily.

Death seems to provide the minds of the Anglo-Saxon race with a greater fund of amusement than any other single subject.

Sex is every man's loco spot ... he'll take a disappointment, but not a humiliation.

there is undoubtedly something irritating about the favorites of fortune.

There's nothing you can't prove if your outlook is only sufficiently limited.