The only Christian work is good work, well done
When cats sat staring into the fire they were thinking out problems.
It is the first duty of a gentleman to remember in the morning who he went to bed with the night before.
I always have a quotation for everything - it saves original thinking.
Jesus Christ is the only God who has a date in history.
I can't think why fancy religions should have such a ghastly effect on one's grammar. It's a kind of intellectual rot that sets in, I'm afraid.