I can't think why fancy religions should have such a ghastly effect on one's grammar. It's a kind of intellectual rot that sets in, I'm afraid.

Advertise, or go under.

Some people's blameless lives are to blame for a good deal.

Anythin' wrong leaves a kind of impression on the eye; brain trots along afterwards with the warnin'.

... at no point have I yet found artistic truth and theological truth at variance.

None of us feels the true love of God till we realize how wicked we are. But you can't teach people that - they have to learn by experience.

The best remedy for a bruised heart is not, as so many people think, repose upon a manly bosom. Much more efficacious are honest work, physical activity, and the sudden acquisition of wealth.