Advertise, or go under.

One must not only die daily, but every day we must be born again.

Trouble shared is trouble halved.

Anythin' wrong leaves a kind of impression on the eye; brain trots along afterwards with the warnin'.

Praise God (or whatever it is) from (if direction exists) whom (if personality exists) all blessings (if that word corresponds to any percept of objective reality) flow (if Heraclitus and Bergson and Einstein are correct in stating that everything is more or less flowing about).

whereas, up to the present, there is only one known way of getting born, there are endless ways of getting killed.

In fact, there is perhaps only one human being in a thousand who is passionately interested in his job for the job's sake. The difference is that if that one person in a thousand is a man, we say, simply, that he is passionately keen on his job; if she is a woman, we say she is a freak.