[At the reception following her remarriage to Alan Campbell:] People who haven't talked to each other in years are on speaking terms again today - including the bride and groom.

Don't look at me in that tone of voice.

When your bank account is so overdrawn that it is positively photographic, steps must be taken.

Years are only garments, and you either wear them with style all your life, or else you go dowdy to the grave.

I like to have a martini/Two at the very most/After three I'm under the table/After four I'm under my host.

Mrs. Ewing was a short woman who accepted the obligation borne by so many short women to make up in vivacity what they lack in number of inches from the ground.

I can’t write five words but that I change seven.