As I was saying to the landlord only this morning: 'You can't have everything'.
Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.
The Monte Carlo casino refused to admit me until I was properly dressed so I went and found my stockings, and then came back and lost my shirt.
Constant use had not worn ragged the fabric of their friendship.
Women and elephants never forget.
The cleverest woman on earth is the biggest fool on earth with a man.