Heterosexuality is not normal, it's just common.

The sweeter the apple, the blacker the core. Scratch a lover and find a foe!

All I say is, nobody has any business to go around looking like a horse and behaving as if it were all right. You don't catch horses going around looking like people, do you?

Benchley and I had an office in the old Life magazine that was so tiny, if it were an inch smaller it would have been adultery.

There's a hell of a distance between wisecracking and wit. Wit has truth in it; wisecracking is simply calisthenics with words.

You do what you can, and you do it because you should. But all you can do is all you can do.

I've finally gotten to the bottom of things.