Vice is nice, but liquor is quicker.

Telegram to a friend who had just become a mother after a prolonged pregnancy: Good work, Mary. We all knew you had it in you.

I wouldn't touch a superlative again with an umbrella.

It's easier to write about those you hate — just as it's easier to criticize a bad play or a bad book.

I'd like to have money. And I'd like to be a good writer. These two can come together, and I hope they will, but if that's too adorable, I'd rather have money.

At birth the Devil touched my tongue.

Guido Natso is natso guido.