[Epitaph:] Involved in a plot.
I wouldn't touch a superlative again with an umbrella.
Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.
Money cannot buy health, but I'd settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair.
If you wear a short enough skirt, the party will come to you.
Most good women are hidden treasures who are only safe because nobody looks for them.