The sun's gone dim, and the moon's gone black. For I loved him, and he didn't love back.

[Epitaph:] Involved in a plot.

I wouldn't touch a superlative again with an umbrella.

Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.

Money cannot buy health, but I'd settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair.

If you wear a short enough skirt, the party will come to you.

Most good women are hidden treasures who are only safe because nobody looks for them.