People Who Do Things exceed my endurance; God, for a man that solicits insurance!

The affair between Margot Asquith and Margot Asquith will live as one of the prettiest love stories in all literature.

Sometimes I think I'll give up trying, and just go completely Russian and sit on a stove and moan all day.

That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can't say 'No' in any of them.

Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.

Once, when I was young and true. Someone left me sad - Broke my brittle heart in two; And that is very bad. Love is for unlucky folk, Love is but a curse. Once there was a heart I broke; And that, I think, is worse.

Pictures pass me in long review,-- Marching columns of dead events. I was tender, and, often, true; Ever a prey to coincidence. Always knew I the consequence; Always saw what the end would be. We're as Nature has made us -- hence I loved them until they loved me.