People Who Do Things exceed my endurance; God, for a man that solicits insurance!

Newton's Fourth Law: Every action has an equal and opposite satisfaction.

ridicule may be a shield, but it is not a weapon.

I find her anecdotes more efficacious than sheep-counting, rain on a tin roof, or alanol tablets.... you will find me and Morpheus, off in a corner, necking.

I misremember who first was cruel enough to nurture the cocktail party into life. But perhaps it would be not too much to say, in fact it would be not enough to say, that it was not worth the trouble.

If all the girls attending [the Yale prom] were laid end to end, I wouldn't be at all surprised.

Well, there are always those who cannot distinguish between glitter and glamour . . . the glamour of Isadora Duncan came from her great, torn, bewildered, foolhardy soul.