The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the tires.
Dorothy ParkerWe were all imitative. We all wandered in after Miss Edna St. Vincent Millay. We were all being dashing and gallant, declaring we weren't virgins, whether we were or not.
Dorothy ParkerThe only useful thing I ever learned in school was that if you spit on your eraser it erased ink.
Dorothy Parker