Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.
[On Katharine Hepburn's stage performance:] She ran the whole gamut of emotions, from A to B.
Scratch a lover, and find a foe.
Be you wise and never sad, You will get your lovely lad. Never serious be, nor true, And your wish will come to you-- And if that makes you happy, kid, You'll be the first it ever did.
I wouldn't touch a superlative again with an umbrella.
I canโt write five words but that I change seven.