All I have to be thankful for in this world is that I was sitting down when my garter busted.
The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.
Yes, well, let me tell you that if nobody had ever learned to quote, very few people would be in love with La Rochefoucauld. I bet you I don't know ten souls who read him without a middleman.
They sicken of the calm who know the storm.
Sorrow is tranquility remembered in emotion.
It's not the tragedies that kill us; it's the messes.