All I say is, nobody has any business to go around looking like a horse and behaving as if it were all right. You don't catch horses going around looking like people, do you?

Go to the Martin Beck Theatre and watch Katherine Hepburn run the gamut of emotions from A to B.

The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.

They tire of quiet, that have known the storm

Said after she had been seriously ill: The doctors were very brave about it.

Said of her husband on the day their divorce became final: Oh, don't worry about Alan. . . . Alan will always land on somebody's feet.

[From a window in the Writer's Building at MGM, which overlooked a cemetery:] Hello down there. It might interest you to know that up here we are just as dead as you are.