All I say is, nobody has any business to go around looking like a horse and behaving as if it were all right. You don't catch horses going around looking like people, do you?

Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.

Oh, both my shoes are shiny new, And pristine is my hat My dress is 1922… My life is all like that.

I won't telephone him. I'll never telephone him again as long as I live. He'll rot in hell, before I'll call him up. You don't have to give me strength, God; I have it myself. If he wanted me, he could get me. He knows where I am. He knows I'm waiting here. He's so sure of me, so sure. I wonder why they hate you, as soon as they are sure of you.

Upton Sinclair is his own King Charles' head. He cannot keep himself out of his writings, try though he may; or, by this time, try though he doesn't.

Three be the things I shall never attain: Envy, content, and sufficient champagne.

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?