If you wear a short enough skirt, the party will come to you.
The only useful thing I ever learned in school was that if you spit on your eraser it erased ink.
Despite his persecutions, Mr. [Upton] Sinclair reveals himself in Money Writes! to be an enviable man. Always the thing he desires to believe is the thing he feels he knows to be true.
[On the ringing of her doorbell or telephone:] What fresh hell is this?
That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can't say 'No' in any of them.
Said after she had been seriously ill: The doctors were very brave about it.