Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the tires.

Years are only garments, and you either wear them with style all your life, or else you go dowdy to the grave.

Most good women are hidden treasures who are only safe because nobody looks for them.

Ah, clear they see and true they say That one shall weep, and one shall stray

Now, look, baby, 'Union' is spelled with 5 letters. It is not a four-letter word.

Hell's afloat in lover's tears.