The cleverest woman on earth is the biggest fool on earth with a man.
Quick!! Act as if nothing has happened!
One more drink and I'd have been under the host.
She was pleased to have him come and never sorry to see him go.
[Requesting her epitaph to read this way:] Excuse my dust.
[To woman bragging about having kept her husband for seven years:] Don't worry, if you keep him long enough, he'll come back in style.