I wrote an ad for Apple Computer: "Macintosh - We might not get everything right, but at least we knew the century was going to end".

I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge?

The Macintosh may only have 10% of the market, but it is clearly the top 10%.

Space is really big-REALLY big.

The hardest assumption to challenge is the one you don't even know you are making.

I'm up to here with cool, okay? I am so amazingly cool you could keep a side of meat in me for a month. I am so hip I have difficulty seeing over my pelvis.

Why are people born? Why do they die? Why do they want to spend so much of the intervening time wearing digital watches?