Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too?

First we thought the PC was a calculator. Then we found out how to turn numbers into letters with ASCII — and we thought it was a typewriter. Then we discovered graphics, and we thought it was a television. With the World Wide Web, we've realized it's a brochure.

I'm so great even I get tongue-tied talking to myself.

I'd take the awe of understanding over the awe of ignorance any day.

In order to fly, all one must do is simply miss the ground.

I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge?

I am a private detective. I am paid to be inquisitive and presumptuous.