There is no point in using the word 'impossible' to describe something that has clearly happened.
Douglas AdamsThe mere thought hadn't even begun to speculate about the merest possibility of crossing my mind.
Douglas AdamsIt can hardly be a coincidence that no language on earth has ever produced the expression, 'As pretty as an airport.
Douglas AdamsEverybody has their moment of great opportunity in life. If you happen to miss the one you care about, then everything else becomes eerily easy.
Douglas AdamsBeing offended by things is the world's big hobby at the moment. It's almost taken over from wearing goatee beards.
Douglas Adams[The Head of Radio Three] had been ensnared by the Music Director of the college and a Professor of Philosophy. These two were busy explaining to the harassed man that the phrase "too much Mozart" was, given any reasonable definition of those three words, an inherently self-contradictory expression, and that any sentence which contained such a phrase would be thereby rendered meaningless and could not, consequently, be advanced as part of an argument in favour of any given programme-scheduling strategy.
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