If you stick a Babel fish in your ear you can instantly understand anything said to you in any form of language.

One of the problems, and it's one which is obviously going to get worse, is that all the people at the party are either the children or the grandchildren or the great-grandchildren of the people who wouldn't leave in the first place, and because of all the business about selective breeding and regressive genes and so on, it means that all the people now at the party are either absolutely fanatical partygoers, or gibbering idiots, or, more and more frequently, both.

The light works," he said, indicating the window, "the gravity works," he said, dropping a pencil on the floor. "Anything else we have to take our chances with.

and then I decided I was a lemon for a couple of weeks.

Capital Letters Were Always The Best Way Of Dealing With Things You Didn't Have A Good Answer To.

Bypasses are devices that allow some people to dash from point A to point B very fast while other people dash from point B to point A very fast.

Deep in the fundamental heart of mind and Universe there is a reason.