My capacity for happiness," he added, "you could fit into a matchbox without taking out the matches first
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Douglas AdamsTime affords us the ability to blame past errors on others while whole heartedly pronouncing our futures successes.
Douglas AdamsVery strange people, physicists - in my experience the ones who aren't dead are in some way very ill.
Douglas AdamsFirst we thought the PC was a calculator. Then we found out how to turn numbers into letters with ASCII — and we thought it was a typewriter. Then we discovered graphics, and we thought it was a television. With the World Wide Web, we've realized it's a brochure.
Douglas Adams'The difficulty with this conversation,' said Arthur after a sort of pondering look had crawled slowly across his face like a mountaineer negotiating a tricky outcrop, 'is that it's very different from most of the ones I've had of late. Which, as I explained, have mostly been with trees.'
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