...they discovered only a small asteroid inhabited by a solitary old man who claimed repeatedly that nothing was true, though he was later discovered to be lying.

When people you greatly admire appear to be thinking deep thoughts, they probably are thinking about lunch.

The Macintosh may only have 10% of the market, but it is clearly the top 10%.

See first, think later, then test. But always see first. Otherwise you will only see what you were expecting. Most scientists forget that.

Life... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast.

My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fibre and that I am therefore excused from saving universes.

You turn the computer into the storyteller and the player into the audience, like in the old days when the storyteller would actually respond to the audience, rather than just having the audience respond to the storyteller. I had an enormous amount of fun, actually, working on that.