Will you stop counting!' snarled Zaphod. 'Yes,' said Ford Prefect, 'in three minutes and thirty-five seconds.

There was a point to this story, but it has temporarily escaped the chronicler's mind.

I'm up to here with cool, okay? I am so amazingly cool you could keep a side of meat in me for a month. I am so hip I have difficulty seeing over my pelvis.

If everyone knew exactly what I was going to say, then there would be no point in my saying it, would there?

There's nothing worse than sitting down to write a novel and saying, "Well, okay, I'm going to do something of high artistic worth." It's funny.

He has personality problems beyond the dreams of analysts.

It was one of those pictures that children are supposed to like but don't. Full of endearing little animals doing endearing things, you know?