If everyone knew exactly what I was going to say, then there would be no point in my saying it, would there?
Douglas AdamsIt's good to leave your room super-messy when you're away. Whoever tries to break into your room will thought it has already been ransacked.
Douglas AdamsThe seat received him in a loose and distant kind of way, like an aunt who disapproves of the last fifteen years of your life and will therefore furnish you with a basic sherry, but refuses to catch your eye.
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