It's good to leave your room super-messy when you're away. Whoever tries to break into your room will thought it has already been ransacked.
Douglas AdamsStructural linguistics is a bitterly divided and unhappy profession, and a large number of its practitioners spend many nights drowning their sorrows in Ouisghian Zodahs.
Douglas AdamsThe only person for whom the house was in any way special was Arthur Dent, and that was only because it happened to be the one he lived in.
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