Nobody likes a whistler, particularly not the divinity that shapes our ends.
If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.
I am a private detective. I am paid to be inquisitive and presumptuous.
Assumptions are the things we don't know we're making.
We notice things that don't work. We don't notice things that do. We notice computers, we don't notice pennies. We notice e-book readers, we don't notice books.
This man is the bee's knees, Arthur, he is the wasp's nipples. He is, I would go so far as to say, the entire set of erogenous zones of every major flying insect of the Western world.